THE PEERLESS GYNTS
The Gynts are a remarkable race of beings that love to dance. They especially enjoy interstellar swing music and can often be found dancing in their caves late into the night. A Gynt will often dance to the point of exhaustion and then will drop to the cave floor, where it will rest until it has regained enough energy so as to continue dancing until daybreak. Each year the Gynts arrange a huge ball in the largest mountain cave on the planet to honor their King. This is the interplanetary renowned event known as The Ball of the Mountain King. 
Gynts have an interesting ectoskeleton and internal biology. On the outside the Gynt is covered with rock like incrustations which give the average Gynt a ferocious appearance. However, on the inside the Gynt is a fluffy soft thing with tendencies to be a little too ooey-gooey, as they are known has having a fondness for rock-children and other small pebbles.
THE NOPODIES FROM THE PLANET GYMNO
Gymno has a strange atmosphere. It is thicker than air and not quite as dense as jello. You can move through it as if you were swimming, float in it, or if you are especially lazy, just lie there and let the currents move you around (though you may not get exactly where you were intending to go to). The result of this environment on the evolution of the beings that inhabit the planet Gynno is that they have never really become any special shape -- just sort of remained blobby --
-- much like the shape of amoebas on Earth, but a whole lot bigger. (This lack of distinct bodily form is why they are called Nopodies.) Nopodies spend most of their time just floating about and looking at each other. What we hear on this record is a dance selection from a high school prom of the Class of 2137 on the planet Gymno.
